You see this cute little adorable face that reminds you of my cute big adorable face? This is Logan at 11 months old, beginning the coke addiction that has trouble him for many years. His little face is very misleading. Dont let those big innocent eyes fool you into believing he is the innocent little two year old he pretends to be. He has to big loves in his life, no not me and Lance (although I'm sure we're up there), he loves;
"Here you go momma." Luckily he handed it over.
This, unfortunetly is not his biggest crime to date. I have been missing my wedding ring for over a month and after turning the house upside down, going threw everything in the vacuum (gag) and taking flashlights to all vents in the home I had sadly given up hope.
Despite claims that I KNOW I left my ring on my nightstand (the only place I take it off), Lance still claimed I had lost it because, well, I loose EVERYTHING. Anyway like I was saying, after about a month Lance calls me and says he has a yellow and black suprise. Here are the things that go threw my head:
This would piss me off.
He as been very close to selling our place without my permission, so this would also piss me off.
I though of curtains or clothes, but nothing really clicked nor do I want yellow and black curtains or clothes. When I get home he hands me this:
What is that you ask? Yes of course its my wedding ring that Logan STOLE that I DIDN'T lose. I've never wanted to hurt and kiss my child at the same time.
No, thats not a mans veiny gigantic hand that is mine, with my ring on which I haven't taken off since. Lesson learned. So let it be known to hide all coke and shiny objects around my thief of a child. He is a freaken cute wicked boy.
6 comments:
Baaaahahahaha! I am still laughing at that picture of Logan hiding in the closet with the coke because it is SO true! I love that boy so much!
And oh how I love those manly hands of yours, kind of. I saw them and they look just like mine, that was wierd. Except I don't have those short stubby nails.
That is the funniest thing ever about the tonka truck.
Lin I miss you.
And I'm hiding my coke and wedding ring when Log comes over.
Wow, he's a little hoarder. You might want to call Dr. Phil now. Or someone who's actually a good counselor.
Oh my goodness... I know you had to have relief finding your ring!!! I wonder how many trucks its been in - how much he's played with it... thank goodness he didnt drop it into a coke!!! ... but I did read that Coke cleans toliets... maybe it would have made your ring even more sparkly?
Oh. My . Gosh! That is hilarious....is it OK to say, at least he's not my kid? lol
Here is your comment update, per your request.
1. I graduated in History and Psychology and plan to do absolutely nothing with it. Trevor hasn't graduated yet, he wants to work full time and go to school part time, but he's studying computers.
2. Our house is being remodeled. There was some water damage in the kitchen and bathroom so they took them completely out and they are being redone. After it's done we're putting it on the market.
3. Trevor is looking for a job with computer development stuff...I don't really even know I just want him to find one.
4. Pretty sure we need to get together ASAP. Pretty sure you should come up to Logan to see us.
And I love your Logan. Glad you found your ring! Love ya Lin!
Oh, just subsidize his pleasures. He isn't wicked, he's inventive & crafty.
~Mary
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